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Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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