well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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