It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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