call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
being pregnant is like rehab
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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