i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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