its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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