I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Never underestimate the power of titties
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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