She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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