oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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