He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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