You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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