Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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