i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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