I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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