Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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