and next time when you feel me up, do it right
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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