So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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