I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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