This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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