it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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