im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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