I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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