told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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