so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She announced her abortion via fbk
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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