i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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