First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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