were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize