why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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