finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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