the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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