Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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