READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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