am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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