she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Two words: blizzard sex
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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