so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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