I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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