Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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