Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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