come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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