how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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