I bet he comes in French.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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