about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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