No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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