her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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