If i come over, it means nothing
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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