Ambien. No doubt about it.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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