My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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