Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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