Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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