Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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